Etiquette

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to
her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl
from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed
to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies "Wait a minute, I've got to take a piss."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your
part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be
back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word
''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Kiel says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have
to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be
able to introduce to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.